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Monkey D. Luffy ([personal profile] iluso) wrote2024-02-11 12:24 pm

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[personal profile] finalcrow 2024-03-26 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
Nami likes tangerines. Duly noted. He makes a mental reminder to himself to go find a bag of tangerines before officially introducing himself to the rest of the Straw Hats, whoever those guys are, who surely aren't as important as a cute lady who sounds like she could whack his head in like a melon with her staff.

But in spite of his brainrot about women, he does listen to the rest of Luffy's explanation. Pirate Hunter Zoro strikes another ping of recognition. Plenty of pirates worth their salt know about that guy, though the Tornans had never personally crossed paths with him. He wants to ask how the hell a Pirate Hunter became a Pirate, but remembers how Luffy had somehow recruited him in less than ten minutes, and closes his mouth to keep listening.

An artistic storyteller rings familiarity. Akhos had a strong fondness for theatrics and screenplays. In another life in which Akhos hadn't ended up becoming a terrorist-slash-pirate, he might've been a playwright. In that regard, though Mikhail isn't even aware of it himself as of this moment, Usopp might somehow actually end up being his favorite person on the crew.

As for Sanji... that disastrous encounter is yet to be determined. At least Mikhail knows how to appreciate a good meal. And a good fighter.

He tucks all that information away for later. The most important thing (after stealing stuff for the ship) is finding a bag of tangerines!

"The Torna Pirates... disbanded," he ways, with an exaggerated air of ambiguity. It's not that he's ashamed of their defeat. They all died fighting, albeit like rabid wounded animals, but describing who had slaughtered them all would only make him choke on his own anger.

"It happens all the time! Even strong crews like ours was are never the strongest. There's always a bigger fish out there to eat the little ones, especially on the Grand Line." The implication of their defeat, rather than the lie of a disbandment, is deliberately subtle.

"So I've gotta wonder, what're you gonna do if you ever have to go toe-to-toe with an impossibly big fish?"
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[personal profile] finalcrow 2024-04-04 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
The quiet, cynical part of Mikhail seethes resentment at the simplicity of Luffy's answer.

All the other parts, however, wholeheartedly applaud it. Strength for the sake of winning never mattered much to him. Being smart was more important, even if he'd made plenty of stupid mistakes that brought him to where he is now, so the fact that Luffy can make the solution sound so easy boggles Mikhail as much as it impresses him. If only everyone could see things in such a plain fashion! Overthinking things is part of why his old captain failed at being a good captain, after all.

King of the Pirates, though? That's a whole different beast. Not an uncommon thing to hear from upstart pirates, but definitely a bold thing to say so casually.

"The One Piece? Can't believe there's people who still think it's real..." As far as Mikhail is concerned, the One Piece was just Roger's final joke at the expense of the world. Launch entire fleets of pirates and plunge the seas into chaos. Trick a bunch of rookies into dreaming bigger than they should. Truly a fitting legacy for the late King of the Pirates.

"I'm not the kind of guy to go chasing after wild geese." He shrugs. "I guess I want... a cute girlfriend who'll laugh at my jokes! Hah!"

He might as well go run after a goose.
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[personal profile] finalcrow 2024-04-11 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Someday, or soon enough, Mikhail will admit he was being sarcastic about his desire for a girlfriend... or Luffy will see that it's a truly impossible "dream", because of Mikhail's unique talent of repelling women the moment a single word comes out of his mouth. At any rate, finding the One Piece is definitely more likely to happen, no matter how many times Mikhail would insist otherwise.

He'll save the rebuttals for later, though. The shipyard isn't big enough to get easily lost within the bustle of people at work. It's also definitely loud, which is to their advantage, but Mikhail has no intention of sneaking around and avoiding detection.

As it turns out, he's as much of a skilled thief as he is a ladies' man: that is to say, he was definitely not the strategist on his old crew.

With a careless pew pew gesture with his fingers, he says: "I distract 'em, you nab 'em. Just grab as much as you can— we can sort out the bad wood from the good wood afterwards."

He said the other guys in the shipyard wouldn't notice the theft. Which, in his mind, would technically be true regardless of what else they would notice.
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[personal profile] finalcrow 2024-04-16 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Mikhail lets out a (pointedly) loud scoff at the suggestion that he would scream for help. The only reason he would ever scream is because he's the best damn decoy the four seas have ever seen, and making noise is what decoys do!

He yells after Luffy: "Yeah, yeah! Just try not to get distracted yourself!"

He counts to seven before making his move, casually strolling into the yard with his hands jammed in his pockets, like it's any other day of the week and he hadn't just joined a pirate crew on a whim. The opportunity for a distraction comes in the form of two workers hauling wooden beams over their shoulders: without even trying to be sneaky about it, Mikhail sticks out one foot as they pass him, sending the man in front tumbling hard to the ground.

The rest of it naturally falls into place: the crash of timber, some very loud shouting and cursing, and Mikhail jeering at the guy for being such a klutz, he should watch where he's going, really, someone could have been seriously hurt!

His own Devil Fruit, in comparison to Luffy's, is nothing flashy nor practical. It was a failed experiment in all definitions of the term, whipped up by a fanatic who couldn't hold a candle to Vegapunk's intellect. Most don't even notice the effects of Mikhail's ability with how unremarkable it is. While other Devil Fruit users can harness flames or create shockwaves or turn their own bodies into weapons, all Mikhail can do is hold someone's attention once he has it. No matter what they do, they can't turn away from this buffoon if he simply wills it.

And this is why he truly is, in all likelihood, the best in the world at playing the role of a decoy.

But he probably could have accomplished the same even without that poor excuse of an artificial Devil Fruit. More workers come to gather around the commotion, pissed off by Mikhail's nonchalance and unaware that he has, quite literally, captured their attention. Luffy is free to do whatever he wants without any danger of being caught, while Mikhail is dodging punches and egging on the man he had tripped to aim better.